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Fashions for the well-dressed goat lady
Starting at the bottom and working up.
must, a pair
of heavy duty muck boots,
two sizes too
large to accommodate
three pair of thermal socks.
Stunning rubber soles will
take you through the deepest
The all-weather, dual purpose,
hooded two-piece chore outfit
with large, large, large, pockets
that can hold
easily an entire six-pack
of kid bottles and nipples
with room left over for
a roll of paper towels,
vaccine bottles, syringes, flashlight,
thermos of coffee, camera and extra film,
epinephrine, and a sandwich.
Astound your friends
by appearing ten times larger
than you really are!
Pants are roomy enough to
accommodate one to three pair
of long johns and jeans.
Your top easily fits over
as many, as up to three sweaters
as you need on those
sub-zero nights, make any blizzard
a mere breeze.
Insulated work gloves so thick you
can't bend your fingers,
but they will be warm and toasty,
really gives you that "bundled-up" look.
Special magnetic straps hold tools in place
(not recommended for milk-outs).
And what goat lady wouldn't
be proud to have these accessories:
Matching stainless steel milk buckets,
100 pound vat size, that hold milk
from an entire dairy at one time.
These will save many trips to the barn.
Perfect for those special occasions
when you are up
to your eyeballs in milk.
And ladies, with this outfit you don't
have to worry about make-up and hairdos.
Just a little bag-balm on the lips
and you are ready to go!:))
by Bonita Smith
Picture above Mama with Newborn!
Thank You Jim!
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